Hygiene Conscience

The little voice in the back of your head all non-goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pigs have telling them not to be a goddamned-disgusting-dirty-pig.

Holy fuck Janice, I've cleaned the kitchen four times today already; don't you have a hygiene conscience!?

by Ramfar June 1, 2011

two legged conscience

Having another person in your life that helps you with your decision making till your own conscience skills developed . Usually this development of your own conscience will never occur according to the two legged conscience. Usually a wife friend or other helpful person qualifies as a two legged conscience. Poor results from behavior according to what your sense of right and wrong tells you is right denotes a need for a two legged conscience.

A two legged conscience will assist you in freely feeling shame when you do something immoral;

Pat a two legged conscience reminded Bob that he has no conscience about his habits"
A two legged conscience is needed when you are not able to adher to ethical or moral principles; you demonstrae a base, degrading way of life . Participate in dishonorable unethical practices usually causing immense fun and joy with a result of a total lack of guilt.
If Dick had a two legged conscience he would be alive today. Dick not having a two legged conscience developed a life style that He enjoyed but killed him. Poor individual decision making . Staying out for one more for the road. Not responsible to any higher authority.

by Sherlockhomes January 3, 2011

Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.

A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!

by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008

Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.

Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.

by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011

Coincidance

When you and someone else are doing the same dance in the same place at the same time without knowing it

Wow, we were doing the same dance at the same time without knowing it. What a coincidance!

by theyogiguy June 28, 2018

Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.

This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

confidence antler

Its something like a willie bar.

pronounced: itssomtinlikeawillibar (red neck accent)

Man 1: Hey Ray, we gave your ride a confidence antler
Ray: oooo itssomtinlikeawillibar!!

by dudedungen October 21, 2011