cunstable

police constable.Officer of the law

"good evening cunstable"

by geemeister November 19, 2004

Constabled

To be given the wrong information.

Robert: "Did you get your sales goals"?
Jim: "Yes, but we have to sell more than we were first told"
Robert: "We were Constabled".

by GFYII June 5, 2009

Comprable

A fake word people ironically use to sound smart when they should be using the oh so familiar comparable. Also British drawl when pronouncing comparable sounds like comprable but it is not a new word.

Kelly Preston's micro derm abrasion commercials: "this treatment is comprable to expensive salon treatments"

by R5Don4 August 8, 2009

Combustable Lemon

From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

by gaaraofthedamned October 2, 2011

Constable

Someone who was elected to serve arrest warrants and harass the hell out of people along with their family.Known to frequently make someone with something as small as a speeding ticket or library fine seem like a criminal on the run.Typically you can recognize them by their need to feel bigger then you and also for their rather portly build.

The constables are just a bunch of idiots who have nothing better to do then pound on someones doors and windows for something as small as a ticket.

by J.k.l January 25, 2010

constable

A badly shaved minge

Gingerly pulling aside her panties I was stunned to be confronted by a constable,one of Brtains finest, albeit one unskilled in the feminine art of shaving

by Temple23 January 13, 2007

constable

noun. (a.k.a) cunt stubble. a constable is a one-day old shaved pussy.

bro1: sup with the raw scratch on your face bro?
bro2: just gave head to chanel for lunch, you should have see her constable...ouch!
bro1: damn bro...

by Pace the race November 20, 2011