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condusing

verb : to conduse, adj: condusing

Definition: To conduse is to extract matter from rocks with a syringe for no apparent reason. It is often done by men with very small genitalia. It can also be meant as an insult.

origin: Ancient Latin Conder (Rock) and from the Greek duxos (sucker)
"That man is condusing!" - meaning he seems like the sort of prick who would extract matter from rocks.
by alex_ July 6, 2006
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combsing

To act like a quote "individual" when, in doing so you are actually conforming. this also includes, trying too hard to be a "hipster", whining to Tumblr about your problems, and even having a tumblr in the first place.
Bro, quit Combsing
by not the braun September 26, 2010
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comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.
1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.
by Cappy1 June 11, 2004
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cloud computing

Cloud computing is a style of computing in which dynamically scalable and often virtualised resources are provided as a service over the Internet. Users need not have knowledge of, expertise in, or control over the technology infrastructure "in the cloud" that supports them
Sun Microsystems showcased the Sun Open Cloud Platform, the company's open cloud computing infrastructure, powered by industry-leading software technologies from Sun, including Java, MySQL, OpenSolaris and Open Storage.
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Cousing

My cousing looks like a dog.
by poetickatty April 12, 2009
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Consusing

The second of three possible forms of confusion.
Damn this test is consusing but i'll make it.

I am consused but, with time, i'll understand.
by Parag Kapadia February 24, 2006
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Compusician

Compusician - A term created to distinguish actual groups and solo musicians that practice their instruments tirelessly for 100s to 1000s of hours to be perfect for live replication compared to those who just press play on a laptop or don't replicate 100% of their compositions live. DJs and most pop music producers are compusicians.

Compusic - Music made with and played by computers.
It is mostly done with little to no live physical performance value which usually is a cheaper, quicker, and easier alternative to music played 100% live with legitimate performance value, played live in its entirety.

Genres such as Rap/Hip-hop, EDM, Dubstep, Chillstep/Chill, and House are perfect examples of this.

While, genres that are the opposite of this (Music) are: Metal, Rock, Classical, Jazz, and Electronic music done by bands.
1. DeadMau5 said DJs (even including himself) are button pushers and don't play anything live, therefore they're compusicians, not musicians.
Fellow DJ: Wow! Thanks for blowing our cover, Joel! You asshole!
Other DJ: Hey! I use just a drum pad live and everything else is from my computer, does that still count?!
Reply to DJs: No, it's still compusic.

2. They don't play 100% of the music live, where's the performance ethics in that? Even if its a band with ambience like at least 80% minimum is still performed live, though.
by Words From Some Guy July 11, 2018
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