compatronize

Patronization disguised as compassion.

Don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s.

by laughing girl January 4, 2011

Anti Squirrel Coalition

Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.

ASC special forces often go into the woods to gather intelligence and engage Enemy forces.

by John February 8, 2004

Canadian competition

The act of challenging someone to bigger act of kindness war.

My roommate challenged me to a Canadian competition, he did my dishes so I cleaned his room and did his laundry. I win, for now.

by Bert Bravo August 21, 2017

companion ottertard

Someone who is entirely unable to go anywhere or do anything without their companion otter.

She is very clearly delving into the socially unacceptable zone with this new companion ottertard schtick she does.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

to completion

To the point of climax or ejaculation.

I gave him a blowjob to completion, then gobbled his load.

My date sucked me to completion, then gobbled my load.

by Flossy Spacek September 18, 2009

Dirty Man Competition

A competition in which a man does not shave his beard of cut his hair for 1 year. During said year people who dared the man to enter the contest, provokes him to shave his beard and thus losing the competition.

Seth Rogen's friend in the Movie Knocked Up, dared him to enter A Dirty Man Competition by convincing him if he succeeds his roommates would pay his rent, if he fails which he did he would have to pay everyones rent

by bosoxfan1990 June 28, 2010

boon companion

Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.

E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.

Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.

by AlAboos February 26, 2008