composer

someone who can party all night, smoke two packs a day, drink through a 6 pack, sleep for 20 hours, and then scribble on a pad of staff paper for five minutes and call it a hard day's work.

I'm a composer, I would know.

by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009

Sorostitute Combover

A Sorostitute Combover is when a girl takes a large portion of her bangs and sweeps them over to one side of her head to the point where it covers most of her forehead in an unnatural way. This can be found on most college campuses where there is Greek life. A lot of girls do this to hide their large forehead.

ex 1) Dave: "Dude! I thought Lauren was hot until I realized she had a Sorostitute Combover."

Steve: "Yeah man! It's to cover up her forehead!"

ex 2) She could be hot except, she has a Sorostitute Combover

by UNCsenior April 20, 2009

Girl Combover

This is when a girl takes a large portion of her hair from one side and sweeps it across her forehead in a very unnatural way to the point where it looks weird.

That girl over there would be really pretty if she didn't have a girl combover.

by asdhjasidfjhmoasdfjsadfsadfsa October 6, 2010

Combover wanker

A combover wanker is a new wave of asshole, they usually have a combover and talk about "swag" alot. They refer to "lad culture" regularly, yet they don't realise that getting clap at a house party and using yolo as an excuse to be a dick isn't "lad culture". They are commonly found in the age gap 14-25. They can be identified by their hair, snapbacks, ironic band shirts and share a mentality similar to the common hipster. They like to attack people who aren't "combover wankers" and often put these "attacks" on vine to get likes. They also try to latch on to other peoples things, for example, many combover hipsters wear baggy jeans and call theirselves "indie", despite the fact that they only ever heard a stone roses song once in their car with their dad one time when they were ten. These people are also similar to the cretins seen on shows like towie or made in Chelsea.

(Jon turns up wearing a nirvana shirt)
Peter: hey I like your shirt, are you a nirvana fan?
Jon: oh yeah I love teen spirit
Peter: I'm a kurt cobain fan myself
Jon: who the fucks kurt cobain I found this shirt at a house party,yolo!
Jon is a Combover wanker

by Polish Paul June 13, 2013

Comforter in the Dryer

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

Rooster Cooster

A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.

"That old Rooster Cooster think he gon' have eggs" the farmer said.

by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010