colt 45 hands

When one duct-tapes a colt 45 onto each hand. The person who has "colt 45 hands" cannot take them off until he/she finishes the bottle. Very difficult to pee, very easy to get drunk.

I can't fuckin take a leak till i drink my colt 45 hands!

by Jared Hunter March 24, 2005

colt 45's

D cup or larger breasts

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Colt 45 and 2 Zig Zags

A type of malt liquor and 2 joints of marijuana as featured in the song "Crazy Rap" by Afroman.

Dawg, I was out my mind last night. I had a colt 45 and 2 zig zags.

by pokesfan2010 July 11, 2011

Colt 45 Fantasy

When you have intercourse with a girl in every state and country named in the song colt 45.

"hey Eddie, how's your Colt 45 fantasy going?" "Pretty good man, I'm trying to give a girl my my herbs n spices"

by Phillyeeyore June 1, 2025

How to make Colt 45

When you take early morning pisses and forget to flush for consecutive days. The piss keeps adding up and gets a real nasty rotten piss smell. After a week, scoop a sippy cup in the toilet, call up some buds, and go get drunk.

Eg. How to make colt 45

Dude, I'm so fuckin' drunk. This is a fuckin' good night.
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Wow, your breath literally smells like piss.

by Douche Fag November 24, 2006

Colt45fool

Colt45fool is a famous GS user. His ownage often overwhelms many. His quick and clever posts make him popular in the GS community. He's often mistaken with God.

Some guy : Would you marry Colt?

Me : Hells yes

by Omni-Slash September 6, 2005

Colt45

A lame, douchebag type post on a public message board.

The forum was really buzzing until that dude dropped a Colt45 on the board.

by ejss May 12, 2008