cuckoo for cocoa puffs

Adjective: Someone who will happily talk about nonsense that only matters to them which ultimately confuses or bores the listener.

Person 1: Did you hear Kayleigh going on at the meeting about her Uber Eats orders this week?

Person 2: She’s cuckoo for cocoa puffs, just like that crazy bird was for Cocoa Puffs cereal.

by Vanderveer October 13, 2021

dropping cocoa puffs

When you shit 30 tiny pebbles the size of Cocoa Puffs

I’m feeling constipated but all I’m doing is dropping Cocoa Puffs.

by anonymous February 12, 2021

cuckoo for cocoa puffs

When a person gets triggered by something into losing all self control and exhibits irrational behavior in front of others.

Stacey saw Kiley give Austin a smooch and went cuckoo for cocoa puffs.

by TheToesKnows September 30, 2023

Cocoa Puff

Underground slang used to describe packing and smoking cocaine inside if a store bought cigarette

In the movie Flight John Goodmans character "wakes up" Denzel Washingtons character with a Cocoa Puff. He softly squeezes and turns the open end of a cigarette to release a small pinch of tobacco onto the table. Fills the empty space in the cigarette with a pinch of cocaine, then packs the cocaine in tight by topping off the cocaine with some of the tobacco that was originally squeezed out. He lights it up to get it "started" and then Denzel's character takes a huge drag, inhales, holds it in his lungs for a long spell, and upon exhaling becomes significantly buzzed and high from "smoking cocaine." A kind of rich mans crack pipe. (Needless to say it's addictive and could potentially kill you depending on what was used to "cut" the pure cocaine down to a profitable street drug)

by SuburbTagger April 11, 2015

Cocoa Puffin

Smoking marijuana that is laced with cocaine

Got an ounce of that chronic, we gon be cocoa puffin tonight

by Chronic Kidd April 26, 2006

Cocoa Puff

A beautiful brown hooter

Honey can I see your cocoa puffs

by Greg Toland January 8, 2015

Coco Puffs

A tobacco cigarette that has powder cocaine inside of it. Coco Puffs are not marijuana joints with cocaine. That is called a joint laced with cocaine.

Coco Puffs are smoked mostly by powder cocaine users who just want to ingest their cocaine in a different way. Usually made at the end of nights for some reason. Since they usually smoke, coco puffs are a welcome addition to the same old snorting. There are also the rare people who smoke weed, are anti-cocaine, but believe that if you smoke powder cocaine it is not addictive so if they are in a group of coke users, they will only smoke coco puffs if someone has one.

You make a coco puff like this:

-Slice a long slit down a cigarette with your razor blade trying not to fluff up the tobacco. Do not cut the whole thing open.
-Sprinkle in some powder cocaine.
-Carefully take a rolling paper and rip the 'glue' part. Lick it and seal the slit. Or, you can just re-role the whole cigarette with the rolling paper.

Light and pass around. You will not notice a strong high unless you use powered crack cocaine. If you do use powdered down crack cocaine, it is no longer a coco puff.

"Hey Fabio, my nose is killing me after a long night of partying at the Roxbury. Lets have some coco puffs when we get home."
"Sure. Let me check my pack of smokes to see if we have enough to make a few."
"Nice Fabio! You da man"
"No, YOU da man!"
"OH NO, YOU DA MAN!"

by CrushCrush December 14, 2009