Dicknose Cock Waffle

When a cock penetrates so far down thru the throat that it comes out the nose while getting slapped by a waffle.

I was taking a shit and my buddies hiding in the bathtub hit me with a dicknose cock waffle.

by tUrd dRAgoN 69 420 April 15, 2020

Cockwamble

A funny insult, when someone’s annoying you but u don’t wanna be too harsh

“Keegan stop acting like a cockwamble”

by 1TS M3 July 13, 2020

Cockwarble

The involuntary pre-ejaculatory movement of the penis immediately preceding orgasm.

As Karen was tonguing my frenulum she felt my cockwarble and got her mouth open just in time.

by Mike Oksuge September 18, 2021

Cock Waffle

1.The inability for a man to retain an erection.
2. A Bi- sexual man who switches from male to female partners constantly.

1. " So did you have sex last night?" "No. We were going to, until Tom cock waffled".

2. "Frank you've got to stop fucking all these random people, its not safe" "He man, what can I say? I'm cock waffling this week.."

by Jack Stephans April 24, 2014

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockbaffled

Expressing that you are really surprised in a formal way.
Can entirely substitute the use of baffled or surprised if you want to sound formal.
The cock in the word relate to the look of a rooster, it is really cockbaffled.

When Alex told me about his mothers' health, I was really cockbaffled by her condition.

by hislter October 5, 2012

ChocoWafflePress

Shi**ing in a girls mouth, slamming her mouth shut ( to imitate that of closing a waffle press) .. then proceeding to throw the girl in the oven to cook dem waffles

Ok girl you better shit up before i turn you into my chocowafflepress

by Thatbii December 3, 2019