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cockmongle

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.
You're such a cockmongle!
by The Akid June 24, 2009
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cockwoggler

Dawg Jessica just cheated on me she's such a fucking cockwoggler.
by TeCockiestWoggler February 13, 2021
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cockdaggered

When a dude purposefully or accidentally stabs you with an erect penis through his pants. This usually occurs in crowded areas where people have to brush up against one another. Or inadvertently when giving someone a gives a prolonged bear hug or when spooning.
I can't bend over to tie my shoes in this crowded bar because I ll get will cockdaggered whether I like it or not from behind.

I can never spoon with my girl anymore when we sleep together because she wakes up cockdaggered in the middle of the night.
by The meerlion March 4, 2011
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Cockgoggles

The word cockgoggle can be used in many ways, when someone wishes to express general displeasure they would use the cockgoggles form of the word.

Cockgoggles is also the more preferred word to use in place of cockgoggle as an insult, much in the same way you would use the words goggles or pants as opposed to goggle or pant, which should only be used in cases such as referring to a pant leg or a goggle lens.
Person 1: Dude, they decided to replace Cortana with Guilty Spark in Halo 3.

Person 2: Cockgoggles! That's going to ruin the game!

Person 1: Naw man, I'm just messing with you.

Person 2: Man, you can be such a cockgoggles sometimes.
by Necromas December 9, 2008
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cockoogle

Samantha had been deprived of cock for such a long time she started to cockoogle on the net.
Poor Sammie, hasn't had some cock in over a year, she's turned to "cockoogling".
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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cockdoggie

A penis that resembles a cocktail frankfurt. Usually associates with the unwanted, eg. snatchcrackers.
His cockdoggie inside me felt like a sausage down a hallway.
by adviliax July 24, 2009
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cockmongler

One who mongles the cock
Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.
by 123 April 18, 2003
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