CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.

Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time

CockBlocker by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011

Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.

A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.

Cockblocker by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008

cockblocker

What fat and/or ugly girls do to guys who want to hook up with their cute girl friends.

Cockblocking is not nice. Fat girls do it because they can't get any so they get jealous and try to prevent other guys from giving the dick to their thinner, hotter girl friends. If you are a hot, horny girl and your ugly, fat friend tells you that that guy you want to bone is a player and/or has STD's, she's not really protecting you, she's just being a bitch-ass cockblocker cause she don't want you to get laid and be all happy. Cockblockers are messed like that

cockblocker by PMR February 24, 2003

cockblocker

1. A female who accompanies her male friend(s) out and then prevents them from getting any attention from other females by her mere presence. Other females will think she is his girlfriend. So then if he tries to run his game, he looks like the asshole who is hitting on other girls right in front of his "girlfriend."

2. An ugly girl who comes out with her cute girlfriend(s) and prevents the cute girls from getting any game.

3. "Girls' night out." This is a cockblocker by virtue of its name and implications. There will inevitably be a girl or two in this group who are man-haters. They will brainwash their cute girlfriends into thinking men are bad, players, jerks. They will convince their cute girlfriends that girls need to stick together, no men tonight.

1. Joe: Does Judy really need to tag along with us tonight? She's such a cockblocker, everyone thinks she's my girlfriend!

2. Cody: Hey Trevor, that girl is cute. Will you be my wingman and distract her ugly friend while I go talk to her? Trevor: No way dude, her friend is hideous!

In this situation, the ugly girlfriend is cockblocking her cute girlfriend.

3. Jessica: It's girl's night out! Yayyy no guys tonight! Ok girls, remember, we gotta stick together. Don't get sucked into any man-traps!

cockblocker by TNTgirll September 29, 2007

cockblocker

someone who prevents a guy from using his dick to satisfy a woman

That fuckin cockblocker wouldn't leave Tom's house last night when he was anxiously awaiting to fuck Sarah.

cockblocker by Katie S. April 18, 2006

cockblocker

An ugly and/or fat girl or gameless dude who, out of lonliness or possibly sheer contempt keep others from achieving sexual satisfaction with a chosen partner.

That motherfucker Jrge is a cockblocking motherfucker

cockblocker by Jorge Rodriguez Santos de la Cocina July 23, 2004

cockblocker

a fat ugly man who tries to get in the middle of all your relationships.

You do not want this fat ugly man yet he tries to raise hell between you and your boyfriends or guys you talk to.

He's the ultimate cockblocking hater who's mad he couldnt get laid if his life depended on it and needs to go the hell away.

Vitale is a big fat hairy italian cockblocker who needs to go croak.

cockblocker by not your girlfriend January 28, 2009