columbo

a huge, shiney, rounded forhead.. see biff logan winchester and dunkerooster for more facial descriptions

that columbo had the fattest forhead you could use it as a basketball

by KDIZZO (KB) March 13, 2005

Columbo

1. To fall into an episode, preferably s1e1 to fall asleep before 10pm. Usually, after a Rangers loss but also for no good reason at all.

2. A heavy slumber due to … no reason at all.

Are you going to Columbo soon or wait for a failed whale of blog to proof read?

by Franklin Sauce September 27, 2021

columbo posting

The famous detective from the show from the 70s-80s with the same name getting recognition online,often put into modern pop culture often to crack the cases of criminals from other media,or just generally being an online presence

Guy one:What video are you making? Why is Columbo speaking with Light Yagami?
Guy two: Oh,I'm Columbo posting!

by Manualink January 28, 2024

Columbo Dimension

Named after "Columbo" the detective who was known to shock people with his great feats of deductive reasoning; the Columbo Dimension is a realm/state of being that a person's mind enters when they are too stunned, shocked or flabbergasted to speak.

This most often occurs when a person is confronted with evidence of their dishonesty, misdeeds or them just being plain old wrong about something but may also occur when someone is roasted too hard.

Perfectly exemplified by the "The Gloved-Hand Reveal | Columbo" clip (timestamp - 4:35) from the Columbo TV Show found on YouTube (The background music may also play in real life should the show of evidence/roast be powerful enough).

M:You can't prove that I pissed in the elevator! Surely it was a dog!
C: Shows elevator camera footage of M drunkenly pissing in the elevator.
M: *is too stunned to speak*

J: SENT HIS ASS TO THE COLUMBO DIMENSION!

by Yung Doink February 15, 2024

Columbo-ing

The act of going down a brush covered incline at a rapid pace at the edge of losing control but staying upright.

From Columbo episode S2E1 “The Greenhouse Jungle”

We got down to the river using the steep slope by Columbo-ing our way down.

by JoeyJoJoJunior Shabadoo March 1, 2026

Columbo-mumbo-jumbo

It means you are going to go home from school or work, get high and watch Colombo episodes.

Yo! You wanna Columbo-mumbo-jumbo tonight?

by Rory’s bf January 10, 2026

Smaller Columbo

Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo

Go watch GianniMatragrano Smaller Columbo

by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023