playing 3rd base coach

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill

As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.

by raujero December 9, 2016

Put me in coach!

A conversation between a man's primary and secondary brain where the later lets the former know he's ready for action.

Coach Willie's team was excited to see the new grass on the field. Johnson stood up and said, "Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!"

by Puppet Villain February 18, 2009

Put me in coach!

1) what you say to the coach when you're warming the bench, but you want to go in so you can win the game
2) what you say to the airline people when you want to sit in economy class

1) Put me in coach! I'm ready to play!
2) Put me in coach! Right between the 400 lb. bitch and the crying baby.

by Nick D February 27, 2003

You got a problem with coach?

Used for when you have a problem, usually with an authority figure.

Yo Ty, you got a problem with coach?

Nah fam he’s annoying tho

by Rythegoodguy October 5, 2018

Put me in coach!

The common words used by a WHITE boy when wanting to play in a basketball game.

White boy: Hey "Put me in coach! "
Coach: Sorry son, your white, its just not in your blood.

by breezy weezy December 20, 2008

potato coach

coach potato is used to describe someone who sits on the coach all day and does nothing (common knowledge)
a coach potato is a potato that is a coach potato (from an old cartoon show).

{to a potato}: your such a potato coach

by shiznitzan January 1, 2007

Put Me in Coach

What you tell your lover female (or possibly male depending on one's personal preference)...what you tell your sex partner to do when preparing for oral, anal, "breastual," and/or vaginal intercourse.

The act of delegating the act of inserting one's penis into an orifice and/or sphincter

*Note*
This action is usually necessary when one is lazy, incompetent, and/or unable to insert one's own penis...In which case you should find a way to let said person experience a lord byron.
Billy: "Hey I really want to have sex with you"

Jane: "Ooooooooh baby I've been waiting for you all my life"

Billy: "Good so put me in coach"

"Ughhh I want your d*ck inside me!!!" "Hey you're the boss...ha put me in coach"

"Wow this is harder than I thought...those damm pornstars make it look so easy...ummm...this is an awkward somewhat embarrassing question...but ummm...do you think you could put me in coach?" *Sighs of relief* "Ahhh thanks!" :)

by MiiSTA MAGiiK FiiNGERZ December 14, 2009