capristone

an alcoholic beverage made of capri sun and keystone beer, tastes like a cheap wine

we sat around all day drinking capristone

by travis HXC July 18, 2009

Gangster Capris

Long, usually denim shorts worn by urban miscreants in the southern US that resemble the female "non-pants" known as capris. The desired effect is to look like a child who raided his father's drawers. See also: Hoodlum High-waters

Did you see that reprobate in the gangster capris?

by Chris "Your Hero" Mock August 22, 2011

man capris

Pants or trousers, usually GAP cotton khakis, that are several inches too short for a man to really be wearing.

Hey Josh, do not wear man capris to work again. Get some trousers that fit you now that you have graduated from college and are no longer in the 8th grade.

by newelisms October 17, 2008

capris

Half-assed pants that only come halfway down the shin. They manage the magnificent feat if being both too hot when it's hot out and too cold when it's cold out. Only acceptable when worn by pre-teen girls, and sometimes not even then. They also seem to be a favorite of the popular crowd.

Brittney: Did you get your capris at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Ashley: Yeah, but now that I'm 14 I might have to throw them out.

by Palindrome Princess December 3, 2009

Vampzkook and Caprisun

ily guy sm u dont even know yall r like family to me #wap mwa mwa! <3333

wow i just wanna kiss vampzkook and caprisun, they are so kind.

by xelancholy October 3, 2021

Don Juan Capristrano

The sexual act of licking your own anus while wearing a sombrero.

That was the best Don Juan Capristrano yet.

by Sean Ochoa August 21, 2008

caprisun

A shitty kids drink that makes your mouth dry as hell and you have to drink like 3 more for it to stop still tastes better than water though.

1: im thristy got anything to drink
2: just caprisun and water
1: bring me 3 caprisuns

by stewfoo January 8, 2005