Clurking

A person name Clarke who lurks

Clarke was clurking again

by Sayneh April 7, 2021

Clarping

When you roll or twist the ass hairs betwixt your cheeks with your fingers.

Sorry I took so long in the shower bro, I was mad clarping in there.

by Whiskey McCloud June 13, 2021

curping

Typically heard from the boomer or grandparent crowd. It's the sound they make when they burp and cough at the same time.

Thought I would have to call an ambulance to the restaurant as my Dad could not stop curping.

Jeezus, I had COVID and then tried to eat pizza, curped up a storm.

by P Negnar October 20, 2021

Cluorqing

The act of arching your butt in the air, revealing your butthole, and slightly pushing. The air collapses into your asshole, and causes you to fart. Little bits of poo can come out as well if pushed hard enough. A nice practice to prepare for penetration

Ever since I started cluorqing, I could never go back to just sitting on the toilet.

by altbitch February 20, 2024

Clumping

The act of congealing clumps of jizz and throwing them at people (akin to a monkey throwing poop).

"I went clumping with my friends last Monday"
"I just clumped tons of people on main street"
"I'm gonna clump Sarah later today"

by Brewerzoid November 15, 2024

Clorping

Clorp-
You take a living human and restrain them afterward you begin to make several deep slices in the skin turning it into gill like shapes allowing a little pocket of flesh then you proceed to put fecal matter inside the slits and rub it in afterwards you feed the victim fungus after the victim dies you and a partner proceed to take the fecal matter and use it as a spread for you to consume the organs

Hey, me and some of my friends are gonna go clorping later, wanna join?

by bootybucaneer69 August 14, 2024

CLARPING

Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

The nervous freshman clarped at the senior party to avoid embarrassment. (Verb)

Definition: Clarping is when you clap at the same time as you fart to drown out the sound.

by Clarping March 23, 2024