Happy Clunker

The act of masturbating and taking a poop at the same time for that act of saving time or to give your self an after lunch break boost

I start my day with a Happy clunker. It saves me time and really boost my mood.

by Lost Losers podcast July 10, 2021

clankers

Particularly large, dangly, bulbous or otherwise conspicuous testicles. Also used as an expression of greatness.

Look at the clankers on that Rabbit.

That film was the rabbit's clankers.

by Sharon Millership March 16, 2005

Clonkers

A pair of shit shoes, trainers, sneakers, pumps, plimsoles, boots or sandals. Pritty much any bad footwear that either look ridiculous or have a shit brand name like a pair of 'Mercury Bravados' or 'Denver Destroyers'. Normally worn by a poor middle aged man who tries to look cool but fails epically.

Look at that guy over there, he's wearing a pair of clonkers.

by FisherFitzpatricks April 20, 2011

clunker

a person in burlington, vt who rummages through recycling bins to find cans and bottles he or she can return at a grocery store for money. they make a lot of noise. they also stand outside and wait for you. they're creepy. beware.

When I went to take out my recycling, I saw a clunker outside waiting for me. AHHHHH!

by scaredinburlington August 25, 2009

Chunkers

An extremely fat kid.

Nathan: Hey ben, where's Chunkers?

Ben: He's watching the ws at SSL

Nathan: What a fat kid...

Ben: Yeah I know, he loves cold hard...

by dakota46 November 17, 2009

clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.

Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?

by Guido1 August 23, 2009

clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009