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clampshat

to have your shat clamped
Friend 1:"I had to shell out infi yesterday night cause my teammates kept punting. Got my fucking clampshat"
Friend 2:"Fucking clampshat..."
by Forgefey February 28, 2010
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crumpsterbating

To cry, take a dump and masturbate at the same time...
Whoa! I just saw Josh crumpsterbating... I didn't even think that was possible
by TheCapitalMan December 28, 2010
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Clumpin

present participle of clump (Verb)

The act of having sex with a person or persons that is your client on one or more occasions. AKA Client Humping
"Dude, did you hear Justin got fired from the gym for clumpin?"
by Fleece Tyberious Pune Hound February 8, 2013
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Queef clumpage

Most commonly found in women sixty years or older, years of wear and tear of the vagina causes sacs to form within the vagina. Frequently found due to poor vaginal hygiene, queef clumpage is an exoplasmic substance that forms in the vaginal sacs. If not cleaned out, the clumpage comes out during sex with a violet color that smellslike a rotting pygmy goat.
My doctor helped me clean out my Queef Clumpage
by Scientist546768585jf August 16, 2011
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finna clump

A term which Is used by a man when he busts a Nut in a girls hair and it clumps together
"FINNA CLUMP"
"Yo imma keep it 200 watchu chief, I'm gonna Clump yo ass."
"Dude,I'm FINNA CLUMP Shawna tonight"
by Jonchman June 16, 2018
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Trump chumps

The angry people at a Trump rally that threaten, taunt and fight protesters of an opposing candidate or party. Donald Trump, The Donald, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, Trumpism, Trumpster, make America great again, The Apprentice, Republican, frontrunner, anti-establishment, winner, winning
I got jumped by a bunch of Trump chumps at the rally last night, yet I was the one who got arrested. It's not fair man!
by joecoolthefool July 31, 2016
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chumpsicle

being the most unliked person in your community. this person is the opposite of what you think is tight; a straight rookie
coined by craft
"hey Luke do you have a condom?"
"sorry bra, I don't"
".....you clowny horse faced chumpsicle"
by rizkid June 22, 2008
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