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Clum Baby

an extremely large pile of semen on the small of a womans back. at least 2 to 3 shot glasses worth of semen.
I left a clum baby on Jills back!
by Ryan LaFrance April 2, 2008
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Clum society

A cult of over 500 members that destroys property such as trees and other small but somewhat significant objects. They are very non-secretive, and they're high ranking members include their leader Banarnar the Banarnar and the members Cheeto the Cheto the Banarnar, as well as General Choomba Gunter the Third the Banarnarnarnarnar, and the leader's second in command Crumb.
The clum society then destroyed the Ohio Bedrock Tree.
by Banarnar the Banarnar December 3, 2023
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i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.
“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.
by The real jesus christ (real) January 2, 2024
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Clump Sporran

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.
I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.
by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020
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Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.
by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013
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clumsy russian

a sexual mishap that occurs while preforming double penetration. Where the man on top pulls out and ejaculates onto the other man that is on the bottom.
why the hell would you pull a Clumsy Russian, then you wonder why no one invites you to threesomes
by IBE JESUS August 3, 2011
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Clumbsy Stranger

Master Bating with the Non-Dominant hand
Go give yourself a clumbsy stranger
by T-Bart January 6, 2009
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