closter

a boring town located in bergen county, nj. there is literally nothing to do for fun except go to a restaurant, get your nails done, or play basketball at memorial field. the schools are good and we do not have our own high school, we go to northern valley regional hs demarest (nvd) in demarest, nj. it's a safe and affluent neighborhood which is why parents raise their children here, but everyone stays to themselves so don't expect to make friends if you're not super pretty or rich.

I was raised in closter.

by Suburbs_Savage December 31, 2019

A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.

John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that

by kingofthelads January 6, 2022

closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests

Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since

by worderamma December 13, 2009

Cloyster

A nickname for somebody named James. The same way Bill is short for William, Cloyster is short for James.

My son's name is James, but we call him Cloyster for short.

by A.D. Hayes January 28, 2005

chobster

A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.

'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!

by markup October 19, 2003

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004