Crippin

Gettin' yo ass beat at Crib and Pool so bad you be trippin'

Always crying Crippin

Last night at Josh's, he took a crippin from all the fellas. Was a sad sight.

by Santa all night long October 5, 2023

clam clapping

An intense version of the scissor technique used by lesbians. The two girls would crisscross their legs and pound away accordingly.

Sarah and Laura were caught clam clapping before their softball game.

by ILearnedFromLesbians August 11, 2014

Clappin while we tappin

When both parties of sexual intercourse are extra thicc individuals, so when they are having sex there is a lot more clapping sounds

Bro1: bruh she is sooo thicc. I like more cushion for the pushin
Bro2: yeahh bro, there will be more clappin while we tappin.

by Kiing Nurp February 8, 2020

Talc clapping

The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.

We walked in the room we caugh the old man talc clapping, all over himself.

by Nata Sol November 9, 2017

Clopping

Masturbating to my little pony porn

'' come on lewis you fat nerd stop clopping and go to bed ''

by Alfbogey January 14, 2015

Clopping

When a bronie is masterbating to Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash going full lez on PonyHub in his moms basement at 4am.

Twilight Sparkle: "Spank me harder Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow Dash: *whip* *whip*

Bronie : "This is good clopping material

Bronie: *clop* *clop* *clop*

by CuckedAF November 17, 2016

clippit

Clippit: The small retarded little office assistant used by microsoft at the most innappropriate times.

Directions to kill: go to
C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OFFICE11
and delete any .acg and .acs files you can see

I will not be held responsible if this crashes your computer because it doesn't need an excuse to crash it can manage quite well on its own.

Clippit: You don't appear to be writing a letter
Me: Go away
Clippit: I think you should, letters are fun
Me: No. Go away
Clippit: First start with a word like sponge...
Me: LEAVE ME ALLONE!
Clippit: Then try a word like muffin, I like muffins...
Me: -breaks down in tears-

by The Four Pulses of the Apocalypse November 3, 2005