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clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)
Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..
by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010
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Clintoris

an asswipe who thinks they are the king of the world. Generally a bottom dweller in all meanings of the sense. Likes to kissass, lickass, etc. Commonly found hanging around the throne of those "higher up". Annoying and hard to get rid of. However, best pest control is hard work.
The intern for the famous conductor is such a Clintoris.
by Juni-anita December 11, 2007
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clitorical

Used in Physics class when someone asks you what a term is and you don't know.
"Dude, these rectilinear propogation assignments are hard."

"Not as hard as the Clitorical Orgase Theory."

"I must've missed that in the reading."
by Degrayless November 3, 2004
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Clintoris

A male who you are mad at by the name of clint.
KueKue; Man Clint is being a dick.

DaDa; Stupid clintoris.
by Raunchy Baby September 6, 2010
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Clitorical

A question about the clit that is unknown and therefore has no answer.
by FittaBoy June 10, 2010
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clitorical

Said of women who receive more pleasure by stimulation of the clitoris (as opposed to vaginal stimulation for example).
I was giving her head, but that girl wasn't as clitorical as I thought, I had to put my fingers inside her pussy to make her come...
by daiphoenix June 9, 2012
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Clitorical

(1) The teasing of another person using the vagina

(2) Friendzoning a person
(1) Porn is clitorical because you will never get that

Susie: Hey Tom you wanna have sex
Tom: YEA!!
Susie: I was being clitorical
by SageOfLynes October 22, 2014
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