Clingey

When someone is constantly following you around like a puppy dog, and is to the point of making you and your friends cringe. It is pronounced Cliin-g

Man that chick is really clingey, get rid of her.

by sumpunkboi September 23, 2018

clinger

A clinger is someone who is in a relationship but feels that even the slightest bit of attention from another person means that the person is interested in them

And the Clinger will see this as possible stalking even though the person wants to be there friend

This is often seen in men or women who feel unattractive and get hope from the slightest bit of attention.

Another possibility is that maybe the person is not getting enough attention from there partner and is sub concious looking for it somewhere else

They will never admit this but it is very common in British Women

(Normal Person)

Hi how are you your looking nice??

(Clinger) Im Fine thanks (Thinking: Oh my god he well fancies me!!!)

by Dave unknown December 25, 2007

Bitter Clinger

As defined in a public press conference,by #44 ,as those people who are not progressive,socialist,or liberal.

They are the people who cling to their guns and religeon,rejecting socialism because they prefer freedom.
They support the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

They prefer to earn their own way rather than to have things given to them by the government.They prefer smaller less intrusive government and lower taxes.

Bilo"Man I don't like that guy Steve!"

Wally "Why not?"

Bilo" Because he thinks he should be able to have freedom of religeon and 2nd amendment rights as granted under the constitution."

Wally"Oh yeah you are right,the fucker is a bitter clinger!!! He should trust or government more."

by Chuckuss December 13, 2012

stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.

I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.

by H Two. February 9, 2009

stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.

Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.

by Cstaal November 11, 2014

clinger

A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.

That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!

by MustangGT October 1, 2005

stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.

::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety

by Crack Rock Slinger May 9, 2011