Ass Clincher

A excedingly tough situation.

Meeting my girlfriend's parents was such an ass clincher

by the_toad April 21, 2006

clinger

1)A person that wont stop following you or a group that you are in.
2)A terd that doesnt want to fall out of your ass

Matt kept following everywhere I went, that god dam clinger.

I was on the bowl for a fuckin eternity last night. I had a clinger that juss didnt want to fuckin drop

by Rega October 14, 2006

clinchers disease

When you are about to take victory, but fail to win near the end, especially when victory should be assured. This term is usually used after repeated occurrences.

"Innumerable chances came Parrott's way in the remaining frames but the 1991 world champion was gripped by "clinchers disease" - the inability to clinch winning positions."

He went on to lose this match, even though he was winning by 5-1 in a first to 6 match. His opponent took the next 6 frames in a row to win 6-5.

by Fleecemaster October 4, 2012

one night clinger

When a man sleeps over at womens house once and never ever leaves again

WOW! Mark lives with that girl now what a one night clinger

by Rico no suave July 12, 2015

Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)

She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger

by Ben December 13, 2003

clinger

a tight pussy that grips your cock when you have sex; tight pussy;

a girls second time having sex; her pussy is a clinger

by evirtSSS January 2, 2012

shit clinker

Fecal matter that has hardened and stuck to hair on or around the anal or vaginal region.

If I don't shower for a couple of days; I get some champion shit clinkers happening.

by beltlessmagnum March 13, 2009