Shafting people in the ass. Originated in the UK after the General Election of 2010 when leader of the Liberal Democrats Nick Clegg shafted everyone in the ass who had voted for him by forming a coalition government with David Cameron's Conservative Party. We can only hope that over the coming months and years the Lib Dem leader does some serious Clegging to the Tories too.
Meanwhile down at Number 10:
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
Cameron: "Deputy Prime Minister please don't shaft me like you did with all the people who voted for you!"
Clegg: "Tough luck, Dave, I'm going to subject you to some serious Clegging. Now bend over, bitch."
by Brombles May 14, 2010
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1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
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2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
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2. Female masturbation (w/ dildo).
3. Sexual intercourse.
2. Female masturbation (w/ dildo).
3. Sexual intercourse.
by welfare center September 24, 2011
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Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?
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"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
"One moment darling, I'm clegging a bit." (In polite conversation, "I" can be understood to be the sac.)
"Once the clegging got bad enough, I took a few large circular steps in an attempt to decleg."
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