Dylan: pardon my friend he suffers from tight-space-phobia.
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!
Dewey: CLAUSTROPHOBIA!
Dylan: YOU'RE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?!?!
by EFJ December 14, 2020
Get the Claustrophobiamug. Adj. a: a general or irrational fear of Santa Claus. b: A fear of enclosed shopping spaces during the holidays.
Timmy was unable to sit on Santa's lap in the mall because he suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
Timmy's mother was unable to make it through Black Friday without a panic attack because she suffered from Santa Claustrophobia.
by Mothmaker December 5, 2012
Get the Santa Claustrophobiamug. Claustrophobia applied in a person's rectum. It is said that people ´with this desiese cant poop propelly. While this may be difficult for the person, it has many beneficts, such as impossibility of penetration
Person1: "ayy m8, u sound like you have anal claustrophobia"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"
Person2: "so that's why my bf got so mad yesterday!"
by skrrtskrrtxxx6969696969 April 20, 2017
Get the anal claustrophobiamug.