Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas
Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!
by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021
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Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.
Feeling overwhelmed or stressed in crowds or loud noise.
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Pillars made of clay are usually referred to as "stick" or "claysterpillar." They are often made of glass or ceramic materials.
Be careful, as there may be broken pieces of glass or ceramic on the floor. This is the same as saying "be careful, there may be a lot of claysterpillars on the floor." I'm going to claysterpillar - I'm going to sleep, and so on...
Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
Claysterpillar in my pants, can't get away from it. Me and the boys gon' smoke a couple of claysterpillars later today. He is talking claysterpillar, he is talking nonsense.
by fcsf December 17, 2022
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by kelamist December 7, 2018
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Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.
by digitalogic8 January 21, 2011
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You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
by Dr. Simulacra December 13, 2013
Get the dirty santa claus mug.Satan claus is the true villian behind XXXmas. He delivers grief and pain to all the bad little boys and girls. He’ll burn down houses and make it look like it was the christmas lights. It was his reindeer that ran over grandma. He’ll shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds. Do not try to start a raging inferno fire in the fireplace to keep him out, because he likes it hot. Close the flu and board up the chimney, ‘cause Satan Claus is on his way.
The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
The Xmas song:
He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!
Bad little boy: Do I hear hooves on the roof?
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!
Dad: Get the shotgun, it’s Satan Claus!
Satan: Come here little boy, you're on my list! You've been very naughty! Ho-Ho-Ho!
by Rude Dolph December 15, 2003
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