clausania

Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.

- U don't deserve to be a citizen of Clausania! U are not random enough!

by Random Claus June 5, 2020

Munch Clause

The unwritten, tiny letters of an agreement and or the subsequent evocation of more of your money due to the unnamed clause.

While the price is listed at $500, with the Munch Clause you're looking closer to $1,500.

by Magicviper August 13, 2020

Holy fucking Santa clause shit

An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers

Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!

by Easton hockey July 22, 2009

Clauser

A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme randomness. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is extremely hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a possibility of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.

Random Person #1: Hiiiii!
Random Person #2: Ewwww don't talk to me, you are not a Clauser

by Random Claus May 24, 2020

stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009