S-class

The flagship automobile of the Mercedes-Benz fleet being the source of most of what is regared as today\'s standard vehicle features. These have included: Hydrophneumatic suspension, Anti-Lock Braking System, Traction Control, Satellite Navigation as well many more features. In recent years, their limelight has been stolen by the BMW 7 Series and, to a lesser extent, the Audi A8. Most noteably... the BMW 7 Series contained more features yet was considered more powerful and better at handling, in addition to weighing significantly lighter than the S-Class. Shamefully, in an attempt to gain popularity seen only in the 1991 S-Class, Mercedes decided to copy most of the attributes of BMW\'s automobiles. These included the knock-off version of the iDrive, the flared wheel arches, the reduction in chrome highlights, and the bootlid (trunk) which very poorly hides the very Significant resemblence to the BMW made \"bangle-butt\"...

EXAMPLE 1...
Person 1: \"Check out my new Mercedes-Benz S-Class\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, weighs more than South Africa, with the power of a pencil sharpner... must handle like a shopping trolley\"

EXAMPLE 2...
Person 1: \"Well its a Mercedes, so there\"
Person 2: \"Yeah, tell me when you need to replace any body panels when the fall off, I can hook you up\"

EXAMPLE 3...
Person 1: \"But have a look at it... it is so beautiful\"
Person 2: \"Yeah those wheel arches - Mazda RX-8, short wheel over hangs AND the lack of chrome highlights AND the short roofline AND the antenna AND THE BOOOT ARE ALL FROM BMW YOU SAD SAD LOSER!\"
Person 3: \"Thank god for insurance\" - (sets car on fire)

by Mada Costa June 16, 2007

S-Class

Abbreviation of Shit-Class. This means Merc is on their way out.

Oh crap. That guy is driving an S-Class.

by Shitrolla February 4, 2017

wybo's class

Long ass boring class with no end. Here you can get yelled at for going to the bathroom while being lectured on about cells being mighty morphing power rangers. As my cells multiply so do my chromosomes.

"Damn bro i just got kicked out of wybo's class "
friend"Bro why"
friend 1 "I said the og star wars trilogy was shit"

by burgerjunky March 23, 2020

S-Class transsexual

This is a transsexual who passes, this is a girl that is not easily clocked. She’s a people pleaser, but only to the extent that she’s willing to tease. She lives in the hidden world, a geisha amongst women— a cock amongst hens.

“Did you know she was trans?!”

“No! Omg I had no clue!!”
“Figures, that’s because she’s a S-Class transsexual!”

by paprikafox September 9, 2022

Lawson's clause

Lawson's clause is a modern adaptation to the traditionally established rule of dating (see "Half your age plus seven") regarding the socially acceptable age difference between couples in a relationship. Lawson's clause stipulates that, when there is an exorbitant amount of money or net worth involved with one of the parties, then the resulting age determined by the established formula is then modified. The resulting acceptable age will be multiplied by zero, and 18 will then added.
For example: a 48 year-old man can date a 31 year-old woman without social scrutiny (48/2=24+7=31). However, if the man is stinking rich, we then divide answer by zero, and add 18 (31x0=0+18=18). Thus, a very wealthy 48 year-old man can date an 18 year-old woman without scrutiny. This works both ways as well, male or female (see Demi Moore).

Q: Bill Belichick is dating a 24 year old? He's like 72... isn't that inappropriate?
A: But he's so stinking rich! Lawson's clause grants him an exemption.

by Muslim Goat February 21, 2025

I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

The equivalent of saying “I hope you go to hell.”

Person 1: you’re gay
Person 2: I hope you go to Mrs. Bouslog’s class.

by femcelpilled May 13, 2022

Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class

Code word for an orgy.

Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

by Reborn Abortion April 4, 2017