Pipe Clanger

noun. Slang for a particularly large bowel movement that makes audible pipe clanging noises when flushed.

I just took a massive pipe clanger upstairs that almost clogged the toilet.

by GeorgeWilliam October 25, 2020

Boston Clanger

To do a poo on someone else's pillow. First mentioned in the Simon Hanselmann cartoon titled"Boston Clanger."

"It's a classic, Owl. The 'Boston Clanger.' "
"Shitting on a Dingdong'sh pillow."

by Kane Zaufmann November 23, 2021

clanger

A suet pudding, from Bedfordshite. Similar to a Cornish Pasty, but with a savorury filling at one end (usually meat) and a sweet filling at the other (usually jam)

I ate a clanger for my tea.

by Mark Brown September 17, 2006

Clanger

A large turd

I've just dropped an absolute clanger in that toilet.

by Jjclang September 15, 2017

clangar

Another name for the male reproductive system. A penis, a cock, a dick, etc.

I whipped out my clangar and her mouth immediately moistened.

by Zman520 April 22, 2014

Clanger

Someone who is so skinny, their bones 'clang' together as they walk.

Man, that dude is a clanger, I can see his ribs sticking out.

by Jboni January 12, 2008

leetest clanzor

I'm 14 and I need get a life beyond video games.

Recommendation : Get some acne meds and hook up a hottie.

hey d00d, who has the leetest clanzor, can I join? huh, can I?

by Dfrag June 22, 2003