churffee

1) A combination of two words: church and coffee. Churffee is the low quality, flavorless coffee served at church functions, cheap receptions, work luncheons and offices worldwide. It is only fit to be consumed as a last resort and requires the addition of sugar and creamer to make it palatable.

2) The Hellspawn, bastard son of coffee.

"Are you ready for this 3 hour meeting?"
"Hold on, I need to get some churffee first."

"This office always brews the worst churffee."

by Forest Jones September 12, 2008

Chuffy

A male who is buff and chubby combined.

"You see that man, he's a chuffy'
buff chubby

"I like a chuffy man"

by K1803 December 28, 2013

Churf

To tip back an almost-empty bag of chips directly into one’s mouth with the intention of finishing the crumbs and detritus

Hey, Amelia, the Doritos are almost empty, do you want to churf?

by Churf August 20, 2022

chuffs and bumps

It's another name to pussy and boobs.

I'm not letting anyone I know see me chuffs and bumps, if I get naked.

by yug May 31, 2007

chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

Chuff Chafe

To wear out a girl's pussy through rough, but pleasurable sexual activity. Chuff Chafe leaves the vagina extremely sore, generally pink and puffy. May result in limited ability for further sexual activity for several days. May impair ability to walk without mild pain. May be treated with salves, creams or ice packs.

Roger took Carla on an extended weekend get away. While there was lots to see and do, they remained inside the hotel room all weekend having every form of imaginable vaginal sex. Roger rode her so hard he left her with a severe case of Chuff Chafe. She could barely sit in her chair at the office on Monday without applying a cold pack.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Chuff

To use a vape/E-cigarette. (Most commonly used in British Columbia, Canada)

I am chuffing

by FishGang_A June 10, 2019