Church

something you should go to if your a female weeb in your teens.

Female: I love (insert anime character) soo muchh
Me: Are you innocent?
Female: ...
Me: Go to Church, and go outside.

by oohyuh January 27, 2021

Church

I strong agreement, usually in regards to action or saying something the church would be strongly against.

"Hey dude, wanna go to the gay bar and hit on some guys for blow jobs?"
"Awww dude, Church!"

by RacistAnneFrank November 29, 2016

Church

The beach.

It's gonna be hot today, let's go to church.

by Camaroman August 28, 2011

Church

Code word for teens to get with their friends and smoke weed.

*teacher walks by*
"so we still on for church this weekend"?
"you bet".

by wendalynn April 11, 2009

Church

A place where you should be instead of searching up crap on the urban dictionary.

"Get your ass to church"

by Tom hollands wifey March 19, 2021

Church

Another word for 'bad'. Can only be used in football/soccer context.

"That was a such a church pass"

"Wow, I have never seen such a church decision from a referee in my life"

"He always does church shots"

by thegrizzelybear December 26, 2011

Church

A word that is used in a communal aspect. Hence, church is not always the building religious activities take place in, but the congregation that makes up the building. Thus, the word church encompasses the relationship between people.

Guy 1: What's good church?

Guy 2: Nothing Mothing much, what you doing tonight?

Guy 1: Probably going to the club. You down church?

Guy 2: Yeah, let's do it

by PizzlemanD December 15, 2010