Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion
cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn
-noun

• Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s).

• Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent.

• Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent.

Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags...

Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges

• JT opened a changing station on Kristina's Facebook Wall about Hillary Clinton's pantsuits, spawning a ridiculous thread between Josh and Kristina's gaggle of gays.

• Chance wasn't having Amanda's fascist Facebook Status, so he shut down that changing station, by referring to her as a lesbian, thus shutting her up, before it got too messy.

by Lulabell1984 October 8, 2009

chugging a dick

Much like sucking a dick, however this phrase is much more aggressive. Chugging a dick involves "bouncing" the cock in your throat for a longer amount of time.

"Oh snap, that girl must be chugging a dick, she doesn't have a gag reflex."

Or

"Go chug a dick!"

by DevilSuade April 22, 2018

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

Butt-Chugging

An alcohol enema, also known colloquially as butt-chugging, is the act of introducing alcohol into the rectum and colon via the anus.

Frank the Tank, was caught Butt-Chugging Vodka in the bathroom at Bartini Bar.

by P1ng P0ng January 21, 2019

chugging pole

To suck dick with great vigor.

'Bash is always chugging pole during the Bell game.

by Ima Litlteepot November 19, 2007

chungin'

1. The act of having fun or hanging out.

2. The gerundial version of "wang chung"

3. To get high/stoned.

4. Also a verb used when said acts include those with the common last name "Chung"

1.
Guy: Whatcha up to?

Girl: Just chungin' with my mates, man.

2.

Everybody is chungin' tonight!

3.

Man we are gonna be chungin' hardcore before the Bob Marley tribute band plays

4.

Guy: Whatcha up to?

Girl: Nothing much, just chungin'

Guy: Jen Chungin'?

Girl: Yes, Jen chungin'

by starfkerIKT October 18, 2011

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016