a friend who has his first ever relationship in his life, and his first time fucking he only lasts thirty seconds in her vagina
josh: so i heard you lasted 30 seconds sean: meah... she was tight josh:yea okay you dont thrust once and call it quits you one pump chump you go back and pounce on it
by josh510 July 12, 2009
Get the one pump chump mug.A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.
Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
by weezey! May 13, 2010
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A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.
See Also: Two-pump-chump
See Also: Two-pump-chump
You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!
by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008
Get the Number two-pump-chump mug."Man, Ashley and I were gettin' it on, she stripped her shirt off, and I dumped my load in my drawers...."
by Chumper December 29, 2003
Get the Two pump chump mug.Errol couldn'tmanage to do the job at
hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him
I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
hand.This isn't good for any woman,but
worse especially if she's married to him
I would think,what a disappointment 🤫
Errol a two pump chump
By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!
By the looks of things my man needs to be applying pressure to himself, it's not any woman's fault if it don't get up..
Just saying!
by Janet21 February 8, 2023
Get the Errol a two pump chump mug.Defined as anyone who goes to the gym and does many reps and sets of a machine improperly. Often used to appear as if they have more strength than what they really do. Usually associated with buff guys or gym rats.
Bro, look at that dude squatting 415 over there, are his knees even bending?...what a half pump chump.
by Brad_yungtaco June 3, 2016
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