by Moofey July 3, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. 1) A guy who everybody thinks is badass but is in reality a total pansy.
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
2) Despite being a big, burly guy, but killed by the comparatively scrawny Bruce Lee
3) Thinks that Barack Obama is not eligible to be President because he wasn't born in the U.S., despite the fact that thorough investigations have proven otherwise and that his mother was a U.S. citizen, making Obama a U.S. citizen by birth.
4) Endorsed Mike Huckabee, aka the GOP's answer to Jimmy Carter for President in '08
1) Joe: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
Bob: You're wrong on both counts.
2) Bruce Lee: I KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3) Chuck Norris: Barack Obama was born in Kenya, and therefore can't be president.
Constitutional Expert: Contrary to popular belief, one doesn't have to be born in the United States to be eligible for the Presidency, only a citizen by birth. Even if he was born in Kenya, his mother was a U.S. citizen, making him one by birth.
4) Chuck Norris: Hi I'm Chuck Norris, and I'd like you to vote for Mike Huckabee for President in 2008.
Intellectual: If Mike Huckabee's our next president, we're screwed.
by thegreatrock February 20, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug. A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.
Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.
by Chuck Norris Sucks Big June 23, 2008
Get the Chuck Norrismug. Ferociously overrated.
Chuck Norris is 66 years old. He's likely to go into fucking retirement soon. GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, PEOPLE.
by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
Get the Chuck Norrismug. If you ever look up 'Chuck Norris' in the Urban Dictionary, you will be bombarded with manly 'Chuck Norris can....' statements. Ya, ya, roundhouse kick, whatever. He's tough I guess. This is a sensible discription of Chuck Norris.
by Aspirations January 11, 2009
Get the Chuck Norrismug. The lamest individual that people idolize because they've never played Chrono Trigger so they don't know who Frog is.
by Chrotus March 25, 2010
Get the Chuck Norrismug.