She is a piper fan page and She is the kindest fp ever she helps home less ppl and she helps everyone and
Her tiktok is .christmaspipes u can tell her hi and she will reply something sweet with these hearts <333
by Umaytoo December 26, 2021
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Jill: "Thanks for the wonderful gift. What is this, lotion!?!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
Tad: "Who in their right mind would give someone a gift of lotion in a tube sock?"
Jill: "Tad, you are such a Christmasturbator!"
by DReyePoPPin December 22, 2009
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by CrayonEater4259 December 23, 2018
Get the christmasing mug.Similar to the condition of turftoe. Injury to toe caused by moving furniture to accomodate guests. Can also be caused by new gifts. The injury is typically caused by the victim's unfamiliarity with the new position of items.
Joe: "why are you limping"
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
Jim: "It's Christmastoe, I forgot we moved the coffee table when we opened the sleeper sofa and I kicked it this am."
by Shady Acres December 26, 2008
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2. Christmas.
2. Christmas.
"I bought you this beautiful Christmasplex ornament shaped like ye olde holy Dollar."
"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"
"Merrrrrry Christmasplex, kiddywinks!"
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Get the Christmasplex mug.What happens when you commit suicide at Christmas. This is a popular time to kill yourself as many people become depressed at this time of year.
Frank: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Jim: No, what happened?
Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!
Jim: No, what happened?
Frank: He committed Christmacide! His wife left him and he just lost it!
by prezstain1 May 10, 2009
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originates from "candy-grams" because they are like valentines durring christmas.
originates from "candy-grams" because they are like valentines durring christmas.
by Salvianation December 21, 2008
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