chrismas hoes

the best type of "ho" usually they come in groups of three's and are delivered by a jolly old fat white man on dec. 24

homie1: yo i was hooking up with sarah last night and when i woke up their were two other beezys

homie2: looks like santa gave you dem "chrismas hoes".

by weedtom420 December 27, 2011

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Chrismas Caking

When an individual diets on nuts and raisins for a short period of time and then proceeds on excreting on his or her partners face.

"Oh shit, Garry just Christmas caked on my face"
"I Christmas Caked that biatch properly"
"Oh shit im Chrismas Caking"

by Santa Shitface January 31, 2010

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Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009

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Chrismas dick

Someone(man/woman)who is acting like a complete and total dick around Chrismas. flamers can usually act this way in large crowds.

"Go suck a Chrismas dick!"

"Man, I was talking with your wife and shes a real Chrismas dick."

by iceman9900 December 6, 2007

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How's Chrim'as

(during the three months before Christmas)
Its like "How are you?" or "Whats going on?"

Jeffy: "Hey there you skeezy, whitebread, oyster-fucking, mother fucker.How's Chrim'as ?"

Octavias: "I will be doing just fine once larry gets his gat so we can go rob them gooks round the way."

by szroxvahs December 21, 2006

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1) This word refers to any vehicle that has chrome rims. This is mearly a short form for the words "Chrome rims"
2) Due to the fact that only rich people have these expensive rims, this word can also be used towards chrome plastic hopcaps as well, but only in such a case that these hopcaps are ballin.

Oh SNAAAAAAP, Check out the CHRIMS on tha fly beama.

by Rza aka K-low December 6, 2005

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