chav chode

a chavvy chode.
a chav that is also a chode/a chave who has a chode

you fucking sweaty chav chode

by dhalliwell December 14, 2009

human chode

a person who is wider than he is tall

robert is a human chode

by rotaboy November 6, 2006

baby chode

also pronounced (Baybay choad),
a tiny pp, cock, penis thats very unsatisfying usually about the size of a spider leg

chris
"why didnt you fuck her"

Justin zuk
"because she said she didnt like my baby chode"

by babyzuk April 1, 2009

chodejaw

Chodejaw is the painfully inevitable medical condition that ensues after giving head to a double-wide dick.

Fatty's brickdick barely penetrated my lips but its propensity in width had my sore chodejaw gumming at baby food for a month.

by Asshair Snarfler & PullDisFing September 25, 2007

chowell'd

when you smack a dyke in the face with a beer in your hand

that dyke bottled me so i chowell'd her

by rick rypien January 23, 2010

Chode-AR

Any device capable of detecting a Chode. Whether it be on a male or transvestite's body.

Capable of detecting length and width of the CHODE. (Determined by size of Square on the display screen) does not apply to people from india for they have superior "JUNK" than anyone else in the world.

Usually made of Cardboard and Sharpie, May not always function correctly and can mistake a SHLONG for a CHODE (Most common in black males)

Dustin: Hey man, think that guy has a chode?
Parth: I dont kno, let me grab the Chode-AR"

Dustin: Hey what you doing with that Chode-AR?"
White Guy: Seeing if that indian has a Chode"
Dustin: No dude, he cant, hes indian you DERP"

Dustin: Hey man, my Chode-AR is picking up some activity coming from that black guy"
Khan: No, it must be calculating wrong, unless there over 60 they cant have CHODE's"

by Indian-Wannabe May 12, 2011

Chode Dog

A hot dog which resembles a chode. Typically severed in school dinners.

"Sam was furiously munching a chode dog"
"Look at the Year 7s enjoying their chode dogs"

by Couscous Nince August 31, 2018