Chonk

Someone who looks normal and has no outisde physical effects of eating trash but however there body is decay and rooting for the amount of shit they consume

i am a chonk (Consumes 8 mars bars a day)

by #selfie#noway#England May 10, 2019

Chonk

(N) Synonym to fat, chunky, or big. Used for cats and dogs, and maybe all other animals.

Adj: Chonky

Awwww such a chonky cat!!!

I love chonky dogs! They’re so adorable and fluffy!

The chonkier the better.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Chonked

The status of a bikini clad young lady after having been granted an audience with the Lord Chonk. The liaison typically occurs in Lord Chonk's Chonk Bag.

(young Lady) My goodness gracious. I have been well and truly chonked!

(Lord Chonk) You are welcome, my dear. Now vacate my Chonk Bag and head back to the TV studio.

by Granola Boy April 01, 2010

chonk

To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.

Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!

by Andrew October 04, 2003

chonk

Aussie word for sex.

Picked her up in the pano (panel van) took her to the top carpark, chonked her!

by Jimmy james perth boy July 11, 2008

chonk

A substitute for the word fuck.

Chonk you mother chonker. What the chonks wrong with you. Chonk this shit. This chonking sucks.

by Paula F. April 30, 2007

Chonk

Nickname of guitarist for seminal punk band FAQ

"Dude look at Chonk shred!"

by The Real Chonk June 05, 2009