combust

when you fart burp and cough then experience excruciating pain then explode and die

the reaction of looking at new Louis Tomlinsons pics

COMBUST

by lukes girlfriend December 6, 2013

Testicular Combustion

If a man decides to not jack off for a very long time, an abundance of semen will collect inside the testicles. Once the semen level reaches a certain point, the testicles will combust.

Kid 1 - Yo man you been jackin it?

Kid 2 - Nah dude I stopped doing that shit

Kid 1 - Watch out for testicular combustion!

by ajay69 June 30, 2011

Combussin'

The act of combusting in a manner that is in any way swag or delectable.

meatball 4 explodes into a tasty paste, meatball one says "that was swag," meatball two says "that was delectable," meatball three says"that was combussin'."

by schmeat ball March 24, 2023

Chomusapiens

A “Chomusapiens” is a colloquial term referring to an individual who, prior to marriage, exhibited a strong sense of independence and free will, but has since become deeply reliant on their spouse, often to the extent of being inseparable. A Chomusapiens can frequently be found engaging in traditionally supportive roles such as carrying their spouse’s shopping bags at malls and managing her shopping lists. The term captures the transformative influence of marriage on personal behaviors and lifestyle.

Sudarshan, once an incredibly independent and free-spirited individual, used to be the life of our friend group. However, after marriage, he’s transformed into a Chomusapiens to such a degree that he barely picks up his friends’ calls

by Obleixpseudo July 15, 2023

Spontaneously self-combusted

Usually said after relaying a chain of events to make them sound more interesting.

"Then I went to the computer and logged onto Facebook, and I suddenly spontaneously self-combusted."

by ArticunoJynxNidorinaBeedril May 23, 2010

Combustible Lemon

A kind of lemon that is most commonly used to burn houses down.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!"- Cave Johnson

by FrodoFraggins September 27, 2011

Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC)

A rapidly growing phenomena where a guitar in a public place inexplicably ignites, destroying the instrument and often severely injuring the person holding it.

Most theorists agree that it is a karmic occurrence, brought about by the disruption of peace in the universe, by a growth in the crust punk trend, specifically in the American Midwest.

Guitars tend to explode at a high enough temperature to ignite dirty clothing and greasy hair, so it is typical for the person holding to guitar to catch fire as well. Not surprisingly, there has never been an incident recorded where someone has tried to extinguish a victim of SGC, though many have admitted to thanking God after witnessing the miracle.

Researchers have been trying to establish a cause-and-effect relationship between SGC and the Mayan prediction of the 2012 apocalypse. Nostradamus' prediction has already been connected when astronomers discovered a constellation depicting SCG, perfectly situated with the predicted alignment of the planets on the day of the Rapture.

The majority of recorded cases have occurred in coffee shops, to victims who have been described as crust punk, gutter punk, and hippy.

When the crust punk's strumming was brought to an overdue end by Spontaneous Guitar Combustion (SGC), the entire coffee shop applauded.

by the 1,000wordsmith December 21, 2009