Cocomelon

A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.

"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022

Cocomelon Confederate

When a very young person, typically from the ages of 3-8, is exhibiting racism mannerism.

I just met a Cocomelon Confederate today, people are weird man.

by AirNomad October 19, 2022

Cocomelon

Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon

Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 5, 2021

chocomole

Jason Mraz's avocado chocolate mousse dessert.

INGREDIENTS
Mash up 5 ripened avocados
Add 1 - 2 cups of chopped or blended dates
1 soft cup of raw cacao
1 easy cup of raw carob powder
1 tbsp. vanilla

DIRECTIONS
Add a few long pours of agave nectar to sweeten to liking
Then add half cups of cocoa and keep adding until chocolate taste is right. Careful not to overdo it -- if you add too much, it can get bitter.

jason mraz makes chocomole from his avocado farm...so delicious!

by mrs.az August 27, 2008

Cocomelon

A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gif’s, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)

I hate watching cocomelon

by Uhhhq March 21, 2022

Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 6, 2022

Cocomelon

cocaine for babies

Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.

Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.

by i have to die to reach it May 23, 2023