choad

1.A penis that is wider than it is long. If this type of penis were to have any length at all, it would somewhat resemble a dinner plate or a tree stump. If not, it is little more than a nub.

2.This also applies to people that are wider than they are tall.

1. Eric: Dude, is that a dinner plate in your pants?
Carl: No man, that's just my choad.
Eric: Oh.

2. Michal: Jeeze Meagan's an asshole!
Eve: I know dude, she's a total choad.
Michal: Wow. You are so right.

choad by Elib November 9, 2006

choad

"It's the *space* *between* your nutsack and your asshole."

You have to say it exactly like that, emphasizing *space* and *between* (and you have to emphasize the words separately).

Q: "What's a Choad?"

A: "It's the *space* *between*..."

choad by redblade77 August 12, 2009

choad

A penis (cock) fatter than it is long; an utterly useless thing that no one could be proud of.

'My kid is a total choad; she called the principal at her school dad.'

or

P Diddy is a choad.

or

'Mmmm fuck... Dude my choad is really itchy, do you mind if i scratch it?'

or

Some Paedophiles will settle for a choad.

or

He came to think of his choad as his off button.

choad by beakface June 19, 2010

choad

youngsun won

i know a choad and his name is youngsun won, his penis is fatter than it is long.

choad by mr. ike December 15, 2010

Choad

Most used at the McCallie school in Chattanooga TN, this means either a short fat individual or a tool.

Dude look at that choad!
Yeah he's such a douche.

Choad by frederick archebald October 8, 2011

choad

The area between the poohole and the peehole on a chick or the poohole and the wordsatchel on a dude. See wordzoot, wordtaint, wordgooch

Dude it was awesome, she licked my choad all night!

choad by zooter June 29, 2003

Choad

A penis that is wider, than it is long.

Mel Gibson. Hitler. Your mother.

"My choad hurts"

Choad by Adrian O'Toole September 26, 2006