A particularly short
penis which is wider than it is
long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of
sausage which is pathetically small.
A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on
Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't
get my lips around his
pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"