Chinese Stealth Suit

A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding

Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit

by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021

Chinese Safety Goggles

Chinese Safety Goggles. When you dont have any safety goggles on hand and need to protect your eyes, you simply squint. Looking like a china-man and protecting your peepers.

John: "Hey Brian arent you going to use some safety goggles when you are tearing apart that tile floor?"

Brian: "Naw bra I dont need them. I have my Chinese Safety Goggles on. I never leave home without these baddies."

by Brain the Great January 28, 2010

No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet

Any Fort Collins restaurant causing intense stomach and intestinal distress brought on by over-eating and usually accompanied by hiccoughs, a long walk home, a loss of $12, and followed by diarrhea and vomiting.

It smells like No. 1 Chinese Super Buffet in the bathroom, I almost got the hiccoughs just being in there.

by W.vs.I November 29, 2009

chinese safety boot

Flip flops

I'm wearing my Chinese safety boots

by asdfqwerzxcvpoiu March 2, 2014

Chinese Spareribs

1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.

2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.

Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!

by Viper...Mr Viper to you!! December 12, 2011

chinese stack

The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.

Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!

by Soaking Towel March 21, 2017

Chinese spyware

TikTok.

Person 1: Have you seen the TikTok video I’ve sent you?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t use the Chinese spyware

by Muttoosh November 23, 2022