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chickenaise

A condiment developed by experimental gastronomist Joseph Trinity, Chickenaise is a culinary breakthrough. Thought to be a biological impossibility, Dr. Trinity discovered that it is possible to infuse an emulsion of specific oils, herbs and spices with not only the albumen of Galliformes' or Anseriformes' eggs, but with the parent fowl itself. The resulting product is a creamy, rich, hearty spread with limitless food service applications. As of this writing, Chickenaise is currently pending FDA approval. In March of 2010, a poultry advocacy group, Individuals Believing in Ethical Chicken treatment (IBEC) petitioned to ban Chickenaise, citing "...the abhorrent concoction is degrading to chickens and birds of the like. To take the life of an unborn creature egg for the purpose of consumption is in itself inhumane. But to slaughter and combine it's own mother in the dish is perverse. Tasty, but perverse."
This BLT is dry and lacking a hint of bird. I wish someone would develop Chickenaise!!!
by jostriwa March 19, 2010
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Chickenhawk

an older male who generally preys on younger, adolescent males. Chickenhawks will sometimes trade chunks of hours away, from their job, so they can seek the attention of young men, all while doing so with an adequate alibi. They are sometimes aircraft pilots so they can scour wide areas looking for new crops of innocent young men. Also, they frequently drive large SUV's in order to take potential mates to remote locations, to seek sexual favors.
William, the chickenhawk, frequently attends figure skating events, because he enjoys watching the young men gallivanting around in tights.
by Field Mouse 1 November 27, 2012
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Chickenia

A small latin republic of completely made up origins.
Yo man, les go to the Republic of La Chickenia.
by Empemitheos August 11, 2004
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chickenbag

'slang' nutsack, ballsack, applebag, etc.
"get your cheesy chickenbag outta my face asswipe!"
by KNOB February 5, 2004
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Chickening

stems from the

Verb -to chicken.

It occurs when you throw chicken, preferably fried, at pedestrians on the side of the street from a moving vehicle.
Did you see those guys chickening the homeless?

Yeah but who cares?
by Skttlz313 December 22, 2010
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Orange-Chicken Man

The man who will try destroy the world in 2020. Enemy of the Chopstick Gang. Illegally Blind and Def His mortal enemy is Egg-Roll Man.
Mr Egg-Roll Man will destroy Orange-Chicken Man in 2020.
by JUAN_CARLOS_21 October 3, 2018
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chickenality

Every human has a distinct Personality; every chicken has a distinct Chickenality. This is one reason not to eat chickens.
"Dude, eating chickens is so wrong. They feel pain."
"But they don't have a personality, so what do I care?"
"Well, they have a CHICKENALITY, which is unique and irreplaceable."
"OMG you're insane."
by Chicken #3452048 May 7, 2008
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