Chicken Caesar dick

A hybrid STI that has been cultivated from a penis of a chicken farm in Rome.( hence the Caesar )the STI has progressed to adapt to human penises .

Damn homeboy got that chicken Caesar dick

by Sizlakc69 October 9, 2019

Chicken nugget dick

When a persons dick is the size of a chicken nugget

Damn Felipe has a chicken nugget dick

by Your dad02 January 15, 2020

Dick Chicken

A game played by a man where he walks the fine line between getting drunk, and drinking too much and thus under-performing in bed. Dick chicken results in either drunken sex, or whiskey dick.

Seriously, I am not playing dick chicken tonight. I wanna get laid

by TheNeighborGirl August 16, 2010

dick chicken

A woman with a really loose vajjh, i.e. she's been around the block way too many times. Hence, her vajjh has been like chicken for other guys' schlongs.

"Dude, that sorority is a KFC buffet of dick chicken!"

"Man, Cindy was awesome last night, too bad she's pure dick chicken and I'm probably gonna get some nasty disease"

by Uncle Taco November 25, 2007

Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.

Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!

by Creble April 17, 2022

California Dick Chicken

A group of 2 or more men such each other’s dick while their dick is in turn being sucked by another party. Like dick chicken, the intention is to prove who is gay first. The game ends when one man ejaculates into another man(s) mouth while the man who tasted the cum is not gay, the person who cummed is. The game is called California Dick Chicken as California is known primarily as a very sexually deviant state as well as having a greater amount of homosexuals in the state. An abbreviation would be CDC.

Damian: Did you know that Brian lost a game of CDC last night?

Ezekiel: What’s that?

Damian: California Dick Chicken is where he came in another man’s mouth.

Ezekiel: That’s disgusting

by Midnight Oil October 18, 2021

dick chicken

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"

by Captain Twisty Nips July 21, 2016