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Jonathan Cheban

A closeted gay man who can never get famous on his own so he lings to anyone more famous than him to be relevant.

Currently a man with his head so far kim kardashian ass his entire neck is covered in her shit
PERSON 1 Gosh! will he ever disagree with her?
PERSON 2 of course not he is jonathan cheban
by nst_nicole April 1, 2017
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Punny cheb

A word used by lairds in north wales to describe a stupid pussy
by Big C Diddy July 5, 2018
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chewbacca defense

When you use a totally bullshit argument that has absolutley nothing to do with the case. This term comes from the popular TV show South Park
I hope Johnny Cochdoesn't use his famous Chewbacca Defense.... This is Chewbacca, Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee - an eight foot tall Wookiee - want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! What does that have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! None of this makes sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests. DAMNIT!
by Mike Hunt April 5, 2004
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cheebash

person 1: "uy what's your password?"
person 2 "kookumfucker123."
person 1 "cheebash password."
by Biggie Rection September 27, 2022
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Cheeba

by Root January 8, 2003
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Undercover Chewbacca

When you are with a very attractive young lady, who you expect is shaved downstairs, you put your hands in their pants and to your surprise find a mane of hair
Steve put his hand down mary's pants expecting a shaved cat. what he really found was an Undercover Chewbacca.
by big daddy K 72 October 1, 2009
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Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010
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