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Calm your cheez-itz

This was a phrase invented by a girl named Amy. This is another phrase used for “calm down” but to the extreme. If someone is like really mad and about to explode just say “calm your cheez-itz!” Amy’s (my) friends and family told her it wouldn’t catch on. PROVE THEM WRONG!!
Someone else: I CANT STAND YOU! YOU STINK!

You: woah. Calm your cheez-itz!
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Munky Cheez

A type of cheese that turns you into a monkey. NEVER trust Munky Cheez, it strikes without warning.
Featured in youtube videos (see "MUNKY CHEEZ 3k" and "Shit pickle - Episode 2")
Don't eat that munky cheez!

That dro fucked me up so bad I thought I was on munky cheez.

MUNKY CHEEZ!
by Contee43 January 25, 2009
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I can has cheezburger

a website (icanhascheezburger.com) featuring many user-created images of lolcats, as well as other animals, like lolbunnys and lolruses (walruses). Most are images of animals, especially cats, with lolspeak captions.
Some running themes are: Lolrus' "bukkit," ceiling cat and basement cat, and other general mayhem.
I Can Has Cheezburger also has a spinoff site called "I Has A Hotdog," which features loldogs.
Caption on a picture of a very happy looking gray lolcat reads:
"I can has cheezburger???"
by Katinthehat1414 April 19, 2008
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Cheezfren

What the icanhascheezburger lolcat folk call their friends. You simply add the letter "Z" at the end to pluralize.
Ohai, Mr.Fuzzynuts! Wanna be mah gnu cheezfren ?
by ThaBigCheesy October 21, 2010
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Chelzy

A girl who is so shy but when you get to know her, her mouth doesn't shut up. A very beautiful inside and out. Must be a fallen angel. Sometimes she's funny but mostly she's corny asf.
by Vhen November 24, 2021
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Cheez-Its

Pretty much the best fuckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% Real cheese. Something everyone likes, and for those who dont. Well, take a look at Rosie O'Donell.
Todd: Oh em gee can I have some Cheez-Its? Nick: No fucker, get your own box. As a matter of fact, just get the hell away from me.
by Flipzeroccs9 July 23, 2009
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cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.
David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!
by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007
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