Cincinatti cheeseboard

The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.

'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'

by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012

Cheeseonomic

Relating to great value dairy products, especially cheeses.

300g of cheddar for £1? That's really cheeseonomic.

The wine was quite expensive, but there were some good cheeseonomics at play.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 5, 2006

Cheesetooth

Cheesetooth is a condition which affects mostly only redhead/gingerkids. It is named for the plaque covering one's teeth giving an appearance of a thin layer of yellow cheese. It is most easily noticed on pale-skinned subjects due to the strong contrast between their skin and teeth. They usually smoke cigarettes way too much as well. Also used as an insult to an annoying ginger kid.

Guy #1: Blah Blah Blah Blah BlAAAAH!!!(incoherent annoying words and sounds)

Guy #2: Shut up Scott, you f***in' Cheesetooth!

by BirdMamma December 12, 2010

Cheesemonkey

Derogatory; affectionate. A person who enjoys tacky, cheesy, kitschy, saccharine or niche art and/or humour and is considered, by the speaker, to be naive. Unhip. Geeky.

Jack: "Have you heard The Bad Plus' version of Everybody Wants to Rule the World?"
Jill: "You are such a cheesemonkey."

by A Harrow March 15, 2015

cheesebone

A slang word used to refer to someone as idiotic or retarded.

"He's so stupid! What a cheesebone."

by Blaze Jones July 25, 2017

cheeseboro

Absolute badass who gets a the women in the world. has the biggest dick in the world

"Man he's such a Cheeseboro"

by Dbhdjdhe February 24, 2017

Cheesetopia

a very wonderful place filled with cheese, based on cheese, and CREATED ON CHEESE!!! cheese ROX!

cheese topia is the best place in the world i really want to live there it would be so cool!

by monkey_killing_sheep_who_loves_cheese_immensly! January 23, 2005