eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

Cheese Pizza Break-up

When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

zip up the cheese

Covering up a fart or covering after you cut the cheese.

John was in an elevator so he had to zip up the cheese

by Ionyskye October 17, 2009

Open Up the Cheese Trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💥💥💥💥💥💥🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😩😩😩😩😩😎😎😎😎😎🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑😈😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🏎️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👍👍👍👍👍👍"

by b1lth July 10, 2024

open up the cheese trap

the phrase open up the cheese trap means everything and nothing. it can convey any emotion be used in any circumstance. it binds us it penetrates us. it was first uttered but the great braden jar-jar moore in the year 1123 A.D. after being set to be hanged for treason against high skibidi toilet council. right before he would fall and perish he spoke a phrase so simple and yet genius. after this he was thus set free and was deemed "king of all that is sigma". after 75 years of rule he passed on his rule to riley the bloody. he chose to spend the rest of his days in the mystical far off land of family guy 2 prop hunt. it is said he is still there to this day seeking enlightenment.

"open up the cheese trap 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😎😎😎😎😎😎🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤🪤😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😛😩😩😩😩😩😩✅✅✅✅✅✅🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺💯💯💯💯🤞💯😮😮😮😮😮😮🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"

by b1lth July 10, 2024

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021

crawl up out some cheese

(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.

I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.

My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.

I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.

by Aijalon January 12, 2013