cheesewedgie

when your arse isn’t smelling quite as cheesy as it usually is so you need to spice it up a little for yourself.

person one: smell my arse crack
person two : okay *takes a sniff* that’s not as cheesy as normal

person one: oh that’s okay, i guess i’ll have to give myself another cheesewedgie

by monkeymoo9692 September 1, 2021

Cheesewank

When you’ve been eating Cheetos all night and your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust, and then you fancy a tug, resulting in turning your dick orange.

“You hear about Myles? He went to emerge last night. Thought his dick was infected. Turns out he he had a cheesewank earlier that evening and just forgot about it.”

by thatsjustbeefy August 15, 2022

cheesewater

Cheesewater is a novel beverage that combines the creamy essence of cheese with the hydrating qualities of water, offering a uniquely savory and refreshing taste experience.

I am craving some cheesewater for my afternoon snack.

by cheesyg176 September 5, 2023

Swedish Cheesewedge

A sturdy cheese to combat the smell of rotten herring.

Wow you’re really swedish cheesewedge.

by sumtingwong69 February 3, 2022