Cream cheese Omelet

The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.

Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.

John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.

by Jonny-Boi July 13, 2012

spreading the cream cheese

When during intercourse, the male places a bagel around his shaft, and during his orgasm, he ejaculates on the bagel then forces his partner eat it.

Robert Tumbusch likes spreading the cream cheese

by Tarek_the_Destroyer October 26, 2010

Bagel with cream cheese

5 or more men cum on a bagel. The last person to cum has to eat it.

Bobby:"I can't believe I had to eat the bagel with cream cheese."

Max:"It's all in the practice."

by BURR!2 May 13, 2011

Cream Cheese Fingers

When you finger someone’s pussy and the cum is thick, white and all over your fingers. Sometimes it can smell cheesy.

Bobby: I fingered Meghan yesterday and I made her so horny that I got cream cheese fingers
Billy: That’s awesome did you eat it with lox

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018

Cream Cheese Sneeze

When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.

Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.

by aaroncopland July 3, 2012

Susie Cream Cheese

Any white girl particully from the suburbs in which her mom and dad want her to marry rich.

His CEO father wants him to marry a fresh susie cream cheese not an used trailer park trash girl.

by Ms. Thing April 21, 2006

Cream cheese disease

A very very bad yeast infection and the discharge that comes from it

That Brod had vicious cream cheese disease

by Sickfucksanders December 11, 2018